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The family

Four monsters. One home.

Each of our monsters has exactly one job, and it does that job better than anyone else. Two are awake and selling, one is asleep, one is still incubating. That's the whole family. So far.

Meet the monsters To the incubator

All monsters are lowercase. Except the Egg, which doesn't have a name yet.

Green and blue monster arm in arm

Profiles

Who lives here.

Click through to each monster. Every one has its own page, a profile, and at least one weakness.

bagmonster asleep
Hibernating

bagmonster

Shhh. Do not wake.

Bags that stand out. Eventually. There's a sleep log and a button that does nothing.

Tiptoe in
The Egg in the incubator
Incubating

The Egg

Wobbled yesterday.

The next monster. We won't say what's inside. Maybe it's your idea.

To the incubator

The family in numbers

Everything we count.

Revenue, units, growth rates: not telling. Grown healthy, like a well-fed monster. Everything else is right here.

  • Monsters4Plus one egg. Plus crew.
  • Of which awake2Möh! and the card monster.
  • Of which hibernating1For months. Content.
  • Total hornsLotsWe gave up counting.
  • First monster2020A roll fell into the fire.
  • Laughs per day∞Lachrolland. Unstoppable.
  • Tape on Möh!AlwaysHe's stuck to something right now.
  • Investors0And it stays that way. Why.

Family tree

How one monster became a family.

  1. 2020

    Möh! climbs out of the smoke

    A roll of tape slips into the forge fire. What comes out is green, says “Möh!”, and has been selling custom printed tape ever since.

  2. shortly after

    The crew grows

    Klebelix, Speedy, and Lachrolland join. Four monsters, one roll. The whole tapemonster crew.

  3. later

    The card monster

    A crystal from the mine becomes cardmonster. Möh! in his business-card phase, with Control, Laser, Shopping, and Data Monster.

  4. then

    bagmonster hatches. And sleeps.

    It came, saw the bags, and lay down. A sleep log is being kept.

  5. now

    The egg wobbles

    The next monster lies in the incubator. Maybe it hatches from your idea. Here's how.

Room for a fifth monster?

Yes. The mine is full, the fire is burning. All that's missing is the idea. Maybe yours.

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