Shhh. It's asleep.
bagmonster is hibernating. When will it wake up? We don't know. Neither does it. Until then, please keep it down, scroll quietly, and don't rustle any bags nearby.
The button is real. So is the answer.
- Name
- bagmonster. Hasn't picked a nickname yet. It's asleep, after all.
- Job
- Bags that stand out. Functional, stylish, full of character. Later.
- Superpower
- Carries everything. Eventually.
- Weakness
- Sleeps. For months now.
- Favorite sound
- None. Please.
- Wake-up time
- Not set. There's no timeline, just an alarm clock with no batteries.
- Motto
- “Five more minutes.”
Sleep log
What happened this week.
- Rolled over.
- Mumbled “handle” in its sleep.
- Now snoring in organic cotton.
- Woke up briefly, looked at a bag, went back to sleep.
- Nothing. Nothing at all. Very relaxing.
- Möh! brought a blanket. Made of paper tape. Holds.
- Lachrolland told a joke. It smiled in its sleep.
Status: this week. Next week will probably look the same.
While it sleeps
The siblings are awake.
No bags yet. But everything that fits in a bag can already be packed and labeled, monster-style.
Custom printed tape
Möh! packs what bagmonster will carry later. PVC, PP, paper, reinforced paper, digital print.
To tapemonster →Paper tape with logo
Recyclable, tears by hand. The tape bagmonster's blanket is made of.
To paper tape →Cards with logo
Loyalty cards, gift cards, business cards in PVC, wood, carbon, or metal. Fit in any bag, even the ones that don't exist yet.
To cardmonster →FAQ
When will it finally wake up?
When is bagmonster coming?
When it's slept enough. There's no timeline, and we don't push. Monsters that get woken up are grumpy. We know that from Möh!.
What kind of bags will they be?
Bags that stand out. Functional, stylish, with character. We won't say more because the monster hasn't decided yet. It occasionally mumbles “handle.”
Can I pre-order?
No. But in the meantime you can get custom printed tape or order cards with your logo. Both will fit in the bag later.
I have a bag idea. Does that help it wake up?
Maybe. Good ideas rustle quietly. Send it to us: Forge ideas. We'll read it to bagmonster when it's half awake.
Can I poke it?
You can press “Wake it up.” The answer is always the same. We tested it.
Keep it down, move along.
As soon as bagmonster opens its eyes, you'll be the first to know. Until then: Möh! and the card monster are awake and in a good mood.
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