The next monster is incubating here.
What's inside? We won't tell. Maybe we don't know ourselves yet. Maybe it's your idea. One thing is certain: it wobbles. And it glows a little at night.
Touching allowed. It likes that.
- Slight wobble.
- Wobble with a running start.
- Knocked. Twice. We knocked back.
- Quiet. Suspiciously quiet.
- Glowing brighter. The heart monster nodded.
- Lachrolland knocked on the egg. It knocked back. He doesn't knock anymore.
- Möh! wrapped a strip of tape around it. Just to be safe.
What we know
Not much. But enough.
- Origin
- A green crystal from the mine beneath the forge. One of the big ones.
- Hatches when
- the right idea comes along. Or when it simply feels like it.
- Siblings
- tapemonster (awake), cardmonster (awake), bagmonster (asleep).
- Horns
- Two. You can already see them through the shell.
- Wish list
- Anything crazy that fits the monster universe. Not just print, not just paper.
Workshop speculation
What might be in there.
The crew placed bets. Here are the favorites. Your idea can beat them all.
Something you need every day
Möh!'s pick. He says the best monsters are the ones that pitch in daily. Like custom printed tape.
Something that stays
The card monster bets on things people don't throw away. Like a metal business card.
Something crazy
Lachrolland's favorite. He won't say what. He just laughs. Since Tuesday.
How to put an idea in the nest
Three steps, no form.
We're business angels with horns. You bring the spark, we bring the fire. The full path from spark to monster is on its own page.
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Hatch the idea
Write it down. A napkin will do. As long as you grin while explaining it.
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Get in touch
Email hallo@monsterschmiede.com or call +49 761 8879 4575.
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Forge & hatch
We listen, ask dumb questions, and if there's a spark, we forge together. Who owns what, we settle beforehand. Openly and fairly.
Investors, this way please. There's cake. And a no.
The egg is waiting. Not forever.
Every crystal in the mine is an idea. The best ones we forge into monsters. While the egg incubates, Möh! and the card monster hold the fort.
More family: tapemonster · cardmonster · bagmonster
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