Monster angels
Beneath the forge lies a mine full of green crystals. Every crystal is an idea. The best ones we forge into monsters, with you, not for you. Here's what we bring into the workshop for that. And how the mine came to be in the first place.
No money included. On purpose.
The toolbox
All of it we earned ourselves since 2020 at tapemonster and cardmonster. None of it is in a book.
We've raised a few monsters already and know where it hurts.
Shop, marketing, processes, network. Everything a young monster needs to get running.
We stand at the anvil with you. Wearing an apron, not holding a laser pointer.
We don't want any from you, and you won't get an investor circus.
The legend
Every forge has a story. Ours begins with a roll of tape and very bad timing.
Once upon a time there was a small workshop at the edge of the Black Forest. Two people stood at the anvil and only wanted to sell tape. Perfectly normal tape. With a logo on it. Respectable. That was 2020, and it was a good plan.
Then a roll slipped into the forge fire. It hissed, it smoked, it smelled of glue and adventure. And out of the smoke climbed something green, shook itself, and said: “Möh!” We haven't sold tape since. Möh! sells tape. We're allowed to help.
The two of them laughed so hard at what had just happened that the laughter itself took shape. Blue, round, unstoppable: Lachrolland was born. He's been laughing nonstop ever since. We got used to it. The neighbors didn't. Soon after, Klebelix and Speedy joined, completing the tapemonster crew.
Beneath the forge we found a mine full of glowing green crystals. Every crystal is an idea. Some are small, some are huge, some explode if you look at them wrong. From the best ones we forge new monsters. That's how the card monster came into the world, how bagmonster came (and promptly fell asleep), and how the egg is coming.
The mine has grown, the fire still burns. And we've realized: you don't find the best crystals alone. So the door is open. Bring your idea, we'll forge together. Here's how it works.
The end? No. To be continued. The egg wobbles.
The crew
Who's behind the Monster Forge stays our secret. Rumor has it: two humans. Other rumors say: three monsters in a trench coat. We deny nothing.
Strikes while the iron is hot. Drinks coffee like it's coolant. Dropped the first roll into the fire in 2020. Allegedly by accident.
In charge of everything that glows, lights up, and is online. Was the first to see the egg wobble and hasn't slept properly since.
The smart head of the family. Holds everything together, management included. Profile.
Chief morale officer of the entire forge. Checks every idea for being funny enough. 100% pass rate so far. He's not strict.
Yours. Write us three sentences or call. No form, no pitch deck, no money.
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