tapemonster
Möh! holds everything together.
Custom printed packing tape with your logo. Every box becomes a billboard.
Meet Möh! Straight to the shop: tapemonster.deWelcome to the Monster Forge
We forge ideas into monsters.
This is where tapemonster, cardmonster, and their friends live. And where the next ones are born. Maybe from your idea.
Don't worry, we only bite pitch decks.
- Monster service
- Monster quality
- Grown healthy
The family
Every monster has exactly one job.
And it does that job better than anyone else. That's our only trade secret. Now you know it.
cardmonster
Cards with bite.
Cards made of PVC, wood, or metal. Paper ends up in the recycling bin. Metal stays.
Meet the card monster Straight to the shop: cardmonster.de
bagmonster
Shhh. Do not wake.
Bags that stand out. Eventually. Currently in hibernation, no alarm set.
Tiptoe in
The Egg
Wobbled yesterday.
We won't say what's inside. Maybe it's your idea.
To the incubatorHow it works
From spark to monster.
We're business angels. Just with horns. You bring the idea, we bring experience, tools, and the fire.
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Hatch the idea
Something in your head won't let you sleep. Write to us or call. No form, no pitch deck.
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Sniff it out
We listen, ask dumb questions, and scribble on the board until it's clear whether there's a spark.
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Forge & hatch
We build the idea together. You bring the spark, we bring the fire. Then: ignition.
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Grow healthy
Organically, step by step. No turbo, no doping, no investor.
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Stick together
We stay by the new monster's side and grow together. Lachrolland cries tears of joy.
I have an idea
Who owns what, we settle openly and fairly, before things get serious.
Heart included. Honestly.
The Monster Code
Five rules, no fine print.
What defines us fits on one hand. With claws.
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A monster doesn't lie.
There's simply no room behind the teeth. Honest and transparent, even when it's uncomfortable.
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A monster delivers.
Monster service means fast, personal, and we never leave you in a dead zone.
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A monster doesn't cut corners.
Whatever leaves the forge has to pass our own taste. And we are very hard to impress.
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A monster grows healthy.
Organic, not inflated. No hockey-stick curves, no doping, no investor.
- §5
A monster laughs.
Mostly at itself. Lachrolland makes sure of it.
Every crystal is an idea.
Monster angels
What we bring.
Beneath the forge lies a mine full of ideas. The best ones we forge into monsters. With you, not for you.
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Experience
We've raised a few monsters already and know where it hurts.
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Tools
Shop, marketing, processes, network. Everything a young monster needs to get running.
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Hands on
We stand at the anvil with you. Wearing an apron, not holding a laser pointer.
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No money talk
We don't want any from you, and you won't get an investor circus.
More on this: What we bring. Still want to invest? Aw, how sweet. Read this first
The Monster Test
Does your idea fit us?
Four questions. Four times yes? Send it over. Three is fine too.
Would a monster use it?
Product, brand, or concept. As long as it fits the monster universe.
Do you grin while explaining it?
If it stays serious, it's probably a consulting firm.
Can you love it even though it's absurd?
Or precisely because of that. Around here, crazy is a quality mark.
Do people actually need it?
Fun is mandatory, so is usefulness. Otherwise it's not a monster, it's a gag.
Follow us
Stay in the loop.
For grins and eye-rolls: we serve absurdly amusing stories and gloriously useless stuff you definitely don't need but will probably love. Now and then there's actual news. But fun always comes first.
One channel for all monsters. Lachrolland hosts.